Magorium logic

A paradoxical statement that seems to have a flaw in its logic, yet none can be found. Term refers to the film "Mr. Magorium's Wonder Emporium," where this logic is used frequently.

In some cases, Magorium logic may appear somewhat circular in nature, with the logic pattern looping back upon itself.

ANNE: "You can't know something you don't know because you don't know it."

JASON: "That's an example of Magorium logic if I ever heard one."

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binary logic

A system of arriving at a yes or no decision, based on a series of yes/no or on/off choices.

Binary logic asserts that yes, it is time for you to return to the land of Fyad.

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Blonde LOGiC

1) The process going on inside a "blondes" brain when creating anything similar to, or resembling thoughts.

2) When a person thinks that their way of reasoning actually will make sense to anyone else too.

1) blip, bleep, blip-blip, bleep, blip-di-blip, bleep...

2) Jane was trying to explain her idea to Tom, but it all sounded like blonde logic to him.

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logical sense

When someone says a offensive word or a metaphor at you that offensive too and you use it as a retarded comeback.

Tom: "Hey Tim, your a freakin dumass!"

Tim: "Oh sure! I look like a ASS with legs and is dumb do I!?! And I'm a freak because of that."

Tom: "Just shut up."

Tim: "Your just mad I know what logical sense is!"

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Swiss Logic

An indirect reference to the catastrophes that occur as a result of Mike Schweitser's speaking.

When Mike speaks, buildings fall and worlds end, unable to cope with the utter stupidity and incoherance.

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Q-Logic

Adherents of Q-Anon find facts to fit their narrative and then ascribe their predictions as the cause.

Practitioners of such superior logic are deemed Q-Logicians.

Q-Logic by brilliant Q-Logicians
Q made reference to precipitation in an internet chatroom. It rained two weeks later.
Q predicted and or perhaps even caused the rain itself.
KAG.

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too logical

A useful response for getting out of a situation where someone mentions something obvious you hadn't thought of.

Mike: Come on bro, just pick one. Hawaiian or Supreme. It's not hard. They're waiting for our order.
Ryan: Why don't we just buy two medium pizzas and get both?
Mike: ... too logical, mate.

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