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Crazy Maria

Maria Chavez. Daughter of President Hugo Chavez.

American 1: Wow, Hugo Chavez is a Bastard.
American 2: Yeah, and his daughter is Crazy Maria! So Crazy And Surly!!!
American 1: Fo sho...

by Anton Igarka October 16, 2006


Maria Curie

Marie Sklodowska Curie was a physicist and chemist of Polish upbringing and subsequent French citizenship. She was a pioneer in the field of radioactivity and the first person honored with two Nobel Prizes (in physics and chemistry).She was also the first female professor at the University of Paris.

Her death was from aplastic anemia, almost certainly contracted from exposure to radiation. The damaging effects of ionizing radiation were not then known, and much of her work had been carried out in a shed, without taking any safety measures. She had carried test tubes containing radioactive isotopes in her pocket and stored them in her desk drawer, remarking on the pretty blue-green light that the substances gave off in the dark.

Due to their levels of radioactivity, her papers from the 1890s are considered too dangerous to handle. Even her cookbook is highly radioactive. They are kept in lead-lined boxes, and those who wish to consult them must wear protective clothing...

Maria Curie is the inventor of Uranium.

by Scottthomasson June 18, 2010


Jose Maria

Son of Chuck Norris and living proof that not all salsa lovers dance well.

Jose maria sings but does not dance.

by HotelLunaGrande February 19, 2016


Santa Maria

Bunch-a sluts that wear push up bras to go out for lunch.
catholic bitches who got flat booties.
try to flex on Iona girls, but they are cooler and richer.

guy 1- eww lily from Santa Maria hit me up on sat
guy 2- eww flat ass

by hellyeaboi March 29, 2019


Maria

A pussio. No one likes her because she is disloyal and fake. She tries to have lots of friends but wants to look so cool so when asked if she has friends she says "Friends are fake". She tries to act so much like a roadman but we all know it's just daddy issues.

School-kid: Who do you hate the most
School-kid 2: Definitely Maria

by I_Am_Unknown December 14, 2019


Maria Eduarda

Maria Eduarda is probably one of the most beautiful, caring, energetic, lazy people ever. She is most likely Brazilian and has the nickname Duda. She will sit and listen to all your problems at any given time because she loves helping out the people she cares about most.. but watch out because that one is feisty and you will regret getting on her bad side! she is most likely one of the gayest humans alive if not she's definitely straight and christian. Maria Eduarda is a very social person which everyone loves! She's probably really talented at something regardless of what it may be.. don't take it for granted to have her by your side.

person 1: Hey, who's that really pretty girl?
person 2: Oh yeah that Maria Eduarda, she's amazing you should definitely meet her!
person 3: I totally agree.

by randomperson165 May 06, 2022


Maria pereira

An amazing girl that is smart, especially in accounting. Will end becoming a cpa. She will find the love of her life when she is 18. She is a genius and has a lot of love to give. She needs to listen to her soulmate because he’s probably right. But overall she is one of the best people in the world

I love Maria pereira

by Friendlessman April 16, 2020