Random
Source Code

Strawberry MILF

A red-haired MILF.

Strawberry MILF is Bob's favorite!

by SUBurban MILF March 11, 2009

54๐Ÿ‘ 20๐Ÿ‘Ž


Twitter MILF

In the Twitterverse, the Twitter MILF is the modern day woman who can do it all. She can impart her wisdom in less than 140 characters, enthrall with her beauty in a 73 pixel avatar, and raise children! Indeed, she is a Twitter Mother I'd Like to Follow...

Did you see Britney Spears' tweet about going on tour with her kids? She's Twitter MILF!

by Gee Why March 2, 2009

51๐Ÿ‘ 20๐Ÿ‘Ž


milf pond

A congregation of milfs around a body of water on a hot day. Usually a weekday.

Wow, that beach swim at lunchtime was awesome. It was like a milf pond out there.

by Anders Raoul February 6, 2009

10๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Malted MILF

35+ Hot mom who enjoys beer by the 12 pack.

Joey's mom is back from the Quick Stop with a 12 pack... She's such a Malted MILF.

by retodd110 July 16, 2008

10๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Expired MILF

A once hot "mother I'd like to fuck" who is now left to fight against the ravages of time.

From behind that 45 year old women appeared to have some shelf life, but when I saw her face, I realized she was an expired MILF.

by Merkin Donor2 February 8, 2008

49๐Ÿ‘ 20๐Ÿ‘Ž


Milf crush

When a middle-aged woman finds herself inappropriately enamoured with someone half her age.

Sweetie, I think I'm having a bit of a Tegan and Sara/Chace Crawford Milf crush.

by Kiki Salon April 11, 2009

26๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


MILF Island

Fantasy Island where 13 year-old boys are accosted and milfellated under palm trees on the beach by fit, horny 30-something moms.

A reality TV show planned on 30 Rock.

Man, I've been working hard for the last year. I need a one-way ticket to MILF Island.

by carbonatedcsf August 3, 2009

19๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž