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magic penis

A penis that can satisfy any woman regardless of her sexual orientation.

I made a lesbian go straight with my magic penis.
I heard this guy can make any woman cum. He must have a magic penis.

by Ghostenks January 10, 2015

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Sick magic

When you think something is "cool", interesting, special or nice, instead of saying these words, you say sick magic.

I had a 95% average at school. SICK MAGIC!
I got new pairs of shoes. SICK MAGIC!

by $tephii b February 1, 2009

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Fuck Magic

A cleansing of one's soul via sexual interactions, consensual or otherwise, by an appointed priest or priestess of the practice.

First used by sxephil in his Youtube video "Fishzilla is REAL!"

"Nicole Morales" was a priestess of fuck magic who actually turned about to be a creepy, homeless, sex offender.

by KiroKiske April 14, 2010

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magic negro

Morpheus from the matrix

Dat magic negro kicked tha white agents ass foo!

by Viktor December 10, 2003

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magic mushroom

they make you TRIP not get HIGH you fucking idiot

by shoeless joe March 25, 2003

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Magic the Gathering

A card game developed in the late 1980's/early 1990's where two, or more, players try to defeat one another using a series of spell cards, creature cards and artifact cards.

Features fantastic artowrk but cards are costly and has been stated by many as being too overpriced.

Artwork of Rob Alexander = Drool

Cost of Magic the Gathering cards = WTF

by LonewandererD September 25, 2008

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magic man

pulling out of a girl during doggy style or anal sex and switching with a friend, then running around to the outside (ideally outside of the window in front of the girl) and waving at her. inspired by a donkey punch type mentality.

requirements:
>girl
>window
>willing friend with similar size penis

Carl: How's Stacy?

Chachee: Still not talking to me.

Carl: why?

Chachee: Well, she said she liked surprises. So... Tyler and I gave her the magic man.

by JRossi December 5, 2007

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