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Little fuckin pussy.....hockey sucks you fagget!!!!haha
mario quags is a little fuckin fagget
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A form of date-rape in which the offender renders the victim unconscious with sedatives and then the offender's friends run the victim over with a car.
Connor: Man, I got arrested last night. I'm out on bail and I gotta get a whole legal team together.
Dave: Really? What happened?
Connor: I roofied the shit out of this girl and then Jake and Arnie ran her over in my Prius. They got me on conspiracy to commit murder and sexual assault.
Dave: What the fuck? Why would you do something like that?
Connor: Haven't you ever heard of a Mario Kart?
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A game that truly simulates what it is like to take control of someone's body and use it in horrifying ways.
Guy One: Hey what you playing?
Guy Two: Just some Mario odyssey, why?
Guy One: Why would you play that, ditch that game and go on fortnite
Guy Two: No! Try the game RIGHT NOW.
Guy One: Ugh, fine.
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An Anal-Plumber. Luigi's anally fixated brother.
Look at that the tight shorts on that guy; I bet he's an Ass-Mario.
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Anybody named Mario Perez is fine as fuck. They are literally one of Gods best creations
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dem pussies dont even know how to fight, dere just mario kartin all day man
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