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Little fuckin pussy.....hockey sucks you fagget!!!!haha
mario quags is a little fuckin fagget
A form of date-rape in which the offender renders the victim unconscious with sedatives and then the offender's friends run the victim over with a car.
Connor: Man, I got arrested last night. I'm out on bail and I gotta get a whole legal team together.
Dave: Really? What happened?
Connor: I roofied the shit out of this girl and then Jake and Arnie ran her over in my Prius. They got me on conspiracy to commit murder and sexual assault.
Dave: What the fuck? Why would you do something like that?
Connor: Haven't you ever heard of a Mario Kart?
A game that truly simulates what it is like to take control of someone's body and use it in horrifying ways.
Guy One: Hey what you playing?
Guy Two: Just some Mario odyssey, why?
Guy One: Why would you play that, ditch that game and go on fortnite
Guy Two: No! Try the game RIGHT NOW.
Guy One: Ugh, fine.
An Anal-Plumber. Luigi's anally fixated brother.
Look at that the tight shorts on that guy; I bet he's an Ass-Mario.
Anybody named Mario Perez is fine as fuck. They are literally one of Gods best creations
dem pussies dont even know how to fight, dere just mario kartin all day man