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Common Law Marriage is defined when you live with your significant other and you get a dog together. Common Law has nothing to do with different names, joint bank accounts, or paying for bills separately.
That nigga went out and got a dog. Damn, he's common law married now.
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A marriage between two people of the same gender who are not gay. Usually considered the pinnacle of a bromance where two bro's decide to become partners for life in a straight way. This is like in that movie "I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry." Although Chuch and Larry were pretending to be gay, they were actually two straight men who married for reasons involving pensions or something.
"Don't worry man, everyone here knows this is a non-gay gay marriage."
"You wanna have sex?"
"No."
"Good."
"Fine."
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When you and your girl get married at Chuck E. Cheese.
Bill just had a Chuck E. Cheese marriage with his smokin' hot new wife Tammy.
Marraige between partners of different sexes.
Steve: Did you hear about Joe and Sam? They got married!
Nora: What? But isn't Sam that girl you work with?
Steve: Yeah, it's one of those non same sex marriages.
Nora: Fancy that.
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When two people from the same identification ( gender) ( or if non-binary) wed
Jared is in a same - sex marriage, with his husband, Josh.
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Politically incorrect term purposely used to define a heterosexual marriage in the attempt to make the term "same sex marriage" appear to be less threatening.
Sodomy isn't the ONLY option in a non same sex marriage. This cannot be said for the same sex marriages.
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when you are married by arranged marriage, and then you don't love your spouse yet he/she loves you , but in the middle of this some suitor loves you and forms a bizarre love triangle, then you quickly divorce the spouse and be with the new lover.
she's having AMD and she's getting hit on by that hot new stud across the other side of the world!
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