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Max

Max is a really rude person who doesn’t care about anyone but himself. He likes to break girls hearts yet when they decide to expose him he makes them delete the truth so people don’t dislike him. He’s also very flirtatious but not a boy to date as he will break your heart into millions of pieces.

Person 1: Did you see how max broke that girl’s heart?!!!
Person 2: Ye honestly he’s so rude but literally flirted with her then broke her.

by max_is_a_terrible_name November 4, 2019

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Max

To start off it’s a dog name. To finish it kind of is.
The biggest geezer on planet Earth that always tells on you x

Max is such a dog name. Hey, my brothers name is max!!’

by TheButterflyGirl October 27, 2019

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Max

Max is a super funny guy. He has a talent for drawing and likes music. He might act a little bad but is super nice. He is pretty popular and he might be your ideal boyfriend. If you ever date a Max, don't let him go. A lot of girls might have a crush on him too.

Girl 1: I like Max so much!
Girl 2: Same

by BlackpinkLover123 March 11, 2019

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Max

Self conceded and Egotistical. Will play multiple girls at once. Will frequently make offensive and rude remarks. Will loathe in corners while overwhelmed with his pathetic amount of self pity. Typically bad at baseball. Most maxes wear mismatched outfits and resemble heat miser. Tall and ugly.

Person: hey see Max over there?
Me: yeah why?
Person: they suck.

Coach: Max you need to get to third base faster.
Coach: oh wait, if you weren't always benched, you could.

by fetty woppp November 4, 2016

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max

goofiest man to exist, zero bitches. homosexual.

bitch 1: how many bitches you get?

max: *throws up 4s

bitch 1: oh

by womenlips3000 October 10, 2022

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Max

A horny black man that failed no nut November just a week before December 1st.

Michael: Yo Max u failed nnn yet?

Max: Yea actually I did to some hentai

by Diddle fingers December 6, 2019

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Max

Max is loveable, playful, cute, sneaky, max is your dog.

I love max.

by FREAKINIDIOT!?! July 4, 2018

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