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A Person, Place, or Thing that reminds you of the dirty ring of poop/dirt/dead skin that lays in a nasty toilet right around the area where the water hits. The idea of this person, place, or thing may conjure a strange and ugly facial expression referred to as THE POOT MELON DANK RANK GLARE. Most commonly compared to the advanced stages of the STANK FACE.
Molly just sits up here and talks about Tommy all the time. Gahh she is such a Poot Melon. Like gu-ross.
Rebecca is a big ole nasty Poot Melon
Oh, don't go to that party. Their apartment is a Poot Melon.
A dangerous war criminal on the loose, at this moment we stand no chance against him
Me: yo have you heard of Yoda melon ?
Friend: Melon he is, massacring sudanese civillians he is tired of
A melon. That's about it. Except it's 23,500 FUCKING DOLLARS FOR A PAIR. Cause why the fuck not?
We have too much money, lets buy some Yubari King Melons!
someone who sniffs melons under coconut trees. it is a traditional tribal ritual that ends with anal. usually the male would insert the penis but because he sniffed so much melon the female now must perform his duties. after this has happened they both ride off on horses but because these horses sniffed so much melon they fall over. so these tribe people must go back to the holy melon god and ask for condoms and perform the dirty dragon after this they will be melon sniffers.
dude your such a wanker cunt bag who is friends with a melon sniffer
Someone who is in defiance of the SACE board.
I was so scared of SACE i was sweating melons
Someone who believes in the heart of cards in every computer game but in the end always intentionally feeds.
Especially know from league of legends game play. So, better leave when you are in queue with an ice melon.
Play seriously or you are an ice melon.
A melon exchange is when two pregnant women suck on each others breasts until they lose circulation and become unattached from the body. Then they are placed in a blender to be consumed by their child
"my mom wanted to abort me after she got melon exchanged"