Melon head

An idiot that tends to say silly things. Not overly rude. Usually said in jest.

Come here idiot melon head

Melon head

Another term for a “dumb twat” and a good thing to use infront of parents of teachers so they don’t spank you.

Melon head is also being debated on wether it should be a racist slur to black people because of the stereotype that black people like melon.

Calling somebody a “melon head” will give you ultimate power almost as if that big chubby grape snapped his fingers.

BE CAREFUL WITH USE OF THIS PHRASE:
CAN BE LETHAL

Steve: YOU NITWIT ITS 5

Chubby Grape: NO ITS 69 MELON HEAD

Melon head

Another word for “dumb twat” and the person who says this is most likely short and popular.

Be careful using the phrase because it is lethal. Calling somebody a melon head is the equivalent of the chubby grape snapping his fat arse fingers.

Example:

STEVE: ITS 5 YOU NITWIT

THANOS: NO ITS 69.420 MELON HEAD

Melon head

A person who has recently said or done something stupid.

*Tom Holland spoils a movie script*
“Tom bro, you’re a fricken melon head”

hash melon

it’s kind of like… well it’s kind of like a peanut snack.

I love eating hash melon.

vincenzo melon

likes to eat. mr. mocho man. super strong. not a chimpmunck. loves to party

vincenzo melon is the man

Melon Chop

a sexual movement where:
A. a guy slaps a girl's melons/tits/tatas so hard she cums and moans

John: i just gave stacy a melon chop while i was titfucking her
Mark: Cool!