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crack the melon

To spread the buttcheeks of a woman and perform oral on her anus.

I will crack the melon in the shower.

by D Conte January 07, 2008


Winter Melon

A plant in the Plants vs. Zombies franchise which hurls frozen melons at Zombies, slowing them down as well as dealing huge damage at a distance. Also an upgrade plant for the Melon-pult in PvZ1.

Also called Winter Melon-Pult.

"1 Winter Melon on every lane can make the Zombies move 50% slower most of the time, as well as making my Cob Cannon strategy insanely OP because of this support plant."

by Otheruser325 January 15, 2023


Winter Melon

A 500 sun cost plant in Plants vs. Zombies 2 which lobs frozen melons that slow down zombies in a 3x3 tile radius.

Plankton's tip: use the Winter Melon Pult. Despite Nerfs It will melt my hordes.

by FirePeaGuy April 03, 2024


Melon Surfin'

When five or more men hold a melon up in midair with nothing but their penis.

Hey man ya' wanna go melon surfin' today?
Yo me an' the homies are coming to my place today to melon surf , you in?

by MelonMan22 September 14, 2021


Coco Melon(n)ing

From the cultural term Coco Melon baby (noun); the act of viewing media as a means of a soporific or sleep aid

2. Binging media, especially YouTube or other online material, until one falls asleep

I'm Coco Melon(n)ing this YouTube video since I can't fall asleep otherwise.

by EEEEamon January 27, 2023


stupid ass melon

another term for cocomelon

guy 1: have you herd of cocomelon
guy 2: oh yeah that stupid ass melon

by fuckcoco69420suckmycock February 24, 2021


Shark melon cup

Fierce and sweet in a nice cup size package

"man, that game was shark melon cup, sigma!"

by BbopDinosaurRoar August 03, 2024