An asshole
1. Guy1: Hey do you know Michael
Guy2: yeah he is an asshole
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Fat ass Guatomolon who eats whatever is in the fridge, doesnt clean up his mess, calls everyone n****** and has a baby chode
Girl: "Ewwww he is such a Michael
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A fat lying sack of shit who likes to lick toilet seats. He is rejected by most girls except for the ones that just date to make their ex jealous. He is never going to be trustworthy and will always be prone to crying at the sight of a sheet of math homework.
Michael walked into the house for more dinner from his mom.
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Nobody likes him, he's annoying and Kerry hates him.
See that guy, he's called Michael and he's so weird
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Michael the one that fucks all the bitches and got all his bitches but anddrew sometimes gets in the way and cock blocks michael but Michael can pull thru and fuck all of Anddrewβs girls
Thereβs Michael fucking Anddrewβs girl again
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The guy who steals your friends
"I use to be a really good friend of Josh but now Ruby stole him"
"Damn what a michael"
"I used to be friends with Miriam but she's always with this new guy what's his name?"
"Michael"
"Godamnit Michael"
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