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Michael is a sweet guy. He is pretty attractive. He can always make you laugh. He seems brave, but he is very sensitive. He believes he is never good enough, even tho he is. He is a huge flirt, and cocky to some girls. Loves to have fun and live life. He might be these things, but really Michael is a player. Never date a Michael unless you truly love him or something.
Jess: "did you hear? Michael got a girlfriend after a 2week breakup."
Kim:"ohh...he such a player."
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Michael is a sweet guy. He is pretty attractive. He can always make you laugh. He seems brave, but he is very sensitive. He believes he is never good enough, even tho he is. He is a huge flirt, and cocky to some girls. Loves to have fun and live life. He is a player and disgusting. Never date a Michael unless you really truly like him.
Person 1:” hey did you hear how Michael moved on in a week”
Person 2:” Yeah. He such a player”
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A dude that tells retarded jokes but it gets the girls. they are super handsome. when u look at them u will date them.
when the girls see michael they die
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He is a crazy human being who has a very exotic personality.He hates bullshit with a burning passion and is like literally the most funniest goat to be around.His amazing humour covers up his enormous nose and forehead that his for some reason insercure about.He has depression and is a very good therapist.Even when people are dry and arent funny for shit he will still laugh just to make them feel special for 10 seconds.Michael is such an anime fan and will kill anyone who disrespects its name.Anyway if your ever lucky to find a michael, make sure your not a thot or you wont stand a chance with being friends with him.ALSOOOO his laugh gives everyone light even in dark times.
"I need to laugh"Said thotty sally.
"Call Michael"Said thotty bitch.
"Hmm okay i need some anti-thot spray so lets call faith as well"thotty sally replies
"Yeah yeah" she says looking at her shitty phone.
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Michael is a guy that wants to tear up pussy on Hump day (Wednesday ). He will start at 12:01am and go all night.
Michael left work on time to get home to his baby momma every Tuesday. Once that clock strikes 12:01 am Wednesday, his parents mobile home would rock off the bricks.
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He just a little bit to obsessed with ww2/hitler
Michael is way to obsessed hitler
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1. The best person who ever had ADHD. He is a kind, caring , respectful, and intelligent friend who will stick by you till the day he dies. He is very good at making friends and will not hesitate to do so. He is very protective of his friends and always strives to find a peaceful solution to everything.
1.Brandon: I'm so thankful we have a michael in our school.
2.Cameron: Me too he's stopped people from bullying me on several occasions.
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