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That time of night when you should get off of the internet and turn off your cell phone because you lose all sense of right and wrong but you choose not to, and the next day you realize you gave away your darkest secret through facebook or sent it to your entire contact list in a text message.
Friend: whats up with your status telling everyone your Bi?
You: I'm sorry I was suffering from Midnight Insanity
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Late at night at around 12-4AM, The internal conflict on whether to go and piss, or stay in your nice warm bed.
Eric woke up at 3 in the morning and had a midnight dilemma.
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A Midnight Moo is the act of defecating on another person's face as the clock strikes 12. The person committing this act must also MOO like a cow simultaneously.
Tim: "Yo bro, Nick was being an asshole last night; lets fucking give him a midnight moo tonight."
Bob: "Totally dude. Lets get his ass"
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Is a way to say that one has flipped his erection into his waistband. To hide the bulge.
Our waitress was so hot, after dinner i had to do a six to midnight so no one could tell.
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A mixture between Blue Moon and Guiness.
Hey, barkeep, two Midnight Blues.
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After an extremely drunk one-night stand, when the girl is passed out drunk, you piss and outline around her body before sneaking out of the house.
I'm really glad I drank all that beer last night, It took a lot of piss to give that fat girl the ol' midnight sailor.
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Noun. 1. An urgent, extremely uncomfortable diarrhea attack that happens in the middle of the night, usually resulting from a night of drinking and Mexican food. 2. Waking up in the middle of the night to make a painful bowel movement. Inspired by the CCR hit song of the same name.
I didn't sleep well last night, I had a visit from the Midnight Special.
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