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Mitchell Bourner Wasted

The phenomenon which occurs when a Mitch consumes copious volumes of the HULK, a mix of WKD and Stella, for however long they remain conscious. It is usually characterized by off-beat dancing, the stripping of clothes, the groping of grannies, general sloppiness, obscene behaviour and inappropriately touching oneself.

Jonny: "Dude, why is that person groping that old lady and drinking green liquid"

Dude: "OMG, they are Mitchell Bourner Wasted"
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Jonny: "Dude, you should have seen that man at the club the other night. He had like, fifteen shots of Jager and then started taking his clothes off and groping himself, super sloppy"

Dude: "OMG, they are Mitchell Bourner Wasted"

by Bitch_tits_bourner December 20, 2024


ayden mitchell

the hottest, sexist, funniest, cutest person to ever step food on this planet earth!

“wow, have you see ayden mitchell? how is she still single??”
YEA IKR SHES AMAZING!”

by animeuwulover123 April 25, 2021


ayden mitchell

hot person

wow, ayden mitchell is hot
ikr.”

by animeuwulover123 April 25, 2021


Nancy Mitchell

Nan • see • mittchel
The phrase "Nancy Mitchell" will be used to refer to someone who fades in and out of consciousness during conversation.

A Nancy Mitchell individual will often lock his/herself away for long periods of time to recharge the brain battery and collect themselves.

Oh, she's gone and done a Nancy Mitchell on me again.

I've got a serious case of the Nancy Mitchell brain.

by Not a Police Officer June 11, 2020


William Edward Mitchell

William Edward Mitchell is a sex god fr

Person 1-"did u hear William Edward Mitchell shagged Margaret Thatcher"

Person 2-"No I was in a fucking coma"

William Edward Mitchell shags MILFS

by Pledosioum March 24, 2023


mitchell lowden

A male who so gay he'll take any bloke from behind

Mitchell Lowden enjoys men from behind

by Allahakbaaaaar1 July 16, 2019


elizabeth mitchell

Me for real.

elizabeth mitchell might go to the mental health hospital if people keep fucking w her heart

by forrealmightbeellie May 2, 2024