A genre for stories and movies that are are in the vein of hallmark while showcasing non-traditional lifestyles.
A modern sweet story that disregards the traditional lifestyles for more modern interpretations of love, family and home in non-traditional lifestyles.
A Modern Neanderthal is a person that thinks they are smart, but really isn't
Person 1: OH. MY. GOSH. GUYS I JUST DISCOVERED THAT THE EARTH IS FLAT!
Person 2: Guys look! the Modern Neanderthal discovered so called "Blinker Fluid Tank"!
A term used in sports designs. Using old features of the past like ball park designs, uniform or logo modernize.
Usually used with the opposite of retro modernism
Oriole Park changed how people see ballparks as using modern retroism with it using old school ballpark borders thab the common cookie cutter dual use stadiums
A Modern day princess is Cleaning the house daily and getting gousto deliveries
An awsome guy that doesnt throw tantrums unlike classic caillou
Boris: modern caillou! you are ungrounded! go and do whatever you want
Modern caillou: Yay! thanks dad! i'm going to chuck e cheese's
When somebody ignores all the scientific facts, that something can kill you and still decides to do said activity.
"He lit a firework in his mouth and nearly killed himselfe"
"Damn, he tried to do modern suicide"
A tobacco using, meat eating, fixed gear rider with tattoos who delivers food all over town and wears a hip pouch every day regardless of the occasion.
Post modern hipsters are so anti conformity