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She cares no matter what an she got your back.. always đź–¤
Jake::I'm gon tell my mom
Tom::I'm gon tell my dad
Jake::what she gon do...
Tom::his gon fuck your momma
(noun): Those minivans, suburbans and any other SUV you see flying down the road at the speed of light. Most commonly driven by half-crazed, stressed out soccer moms/ dads driving kids to ten million more places than they should. Soccer practice. Gymnastics. Tea parties.
Watch out, shit gets real when mom has to take her eyes off the road to pass back juice boxes for the kiddies.
Can also be driven by teenagers who inherit the family minivan, and convince themselves that yes, their minivans can drag race as well as a Camaro.
Random driver: Hey dude, did you just see that momma rocket?
Passenger: No man, what was it?
Random driver: #@$#()%*)! Some crazy person busting wheelies in his minivan at triple the speed limit. Didn't know those things did that!
momma mooma rocket momma rocket minivan car street racing drag racing dragracing wheelies soccer mom soccer dad family car SUV suburban clunker lemon hotrod hot rod
If you thought "Ur granny tranny" was devastating? Now get ready for... "ur momma truffle, lol"!
Bobby: Ur gay lol.
Dave: No u.
Bobby: *dies*
Dave: And ur momma truffle.
Bobby: *Dubbledies*
an insanely large and overweight mammoth of a mammal, also goes by “Kiera Duncan” . resembles a pig and goes for curly headed fuckers and leaves her mark on their neck. will eat anything given to her. big fatty patty. mug. ginger hair and piercing blue eyes.
“WOAH who’s that fat bitch”
“that’s big momma alright”
“the…big momma?”
“yeah! Kiera Duncan”
This is for when you see a big black woman or a black woman with a nice body and want something to say. You just go and shout 'Big Momma!'
Goddamn, now that is a fine black bitch. Big Momma! (Remember to make a half a second pause in between words, and to lift and put the palm of your hand next to your mouth
Person who is very fat. Just like you.
Fred: Look At that Big momma over there!
Eric: wow she is so fat!
A woman who is extremely wealthy who has a young boyfriend for whom she provides a luxurious lifestyle. Honey is sweeter than sugar, so she must be richer than a sugar momma.
I know it is a crime, but I've got a sugar momma who just bought me a Nissan sports car. Dude, I've got a honey momma and she bought me a Porsche turbo a month ago. sugar momma, sugar daddy, brown sugar daddy, boy toy, boyfriend