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A phrase used to describe when parents sneak away from their kids to engage in anal play. During Mommy Daddy Time the female will choose items to insert into the anus of the male. The items are inserted and removed in order of increasing size. When the male reaches his breaking point, he exclaims "play time is over!" This concludes Mommy Daddy Time.
Vegetables are the common item of choice. But any items are allowed.
The phrase is used as a code by the parents so the children don't realize their mother is about to insert items into the anus of their father.
I won't be able to sit for a week, but I reached eggplant level during mommy daddy time.
Dad had to be rushed to the hospital because mom chose carrots and other pointy vegetables for mommy daddy time.
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The best insult in the world
“My mommy said I’m cooler”
Bully: you nerd
Nerd: my mommy said I’m cooler
Bully:” weeeeeeh”
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humourous text, basically used for fun.
cupcakke said this in a livestream, her wig got snatched by saying this
would you like to slay me mommy? i'll get my wig snatched.
A newer allusion to entitlement. Usually held by a young adult son or daughter in high school or college that has never had to work a day in their lives to financially support themselves. They then proceed to swipe swipe tap tap order for all of their needs and typically poke fun at lower classes, who actually have to make a living and work.
Real world example: “Look at that chick and her parents with that brand new Mercedes! It appears that there will be many more payments to mommy’s credit card at month’s end...
Referring to the folks that answer almost ever question with "your mom".
boy 1: where are you going?
girl 2: "your mom"
boy 2: uh stop being mommy's lil angel.
Uwu sour mommy is a phrase to enchant a funny moment with coronation to a mommy
Person1:dude the other day my mom found my money stash
Person 2:what did she do with it
Person 1:she bought me a wallet with it for me and spent all of it
Person 2:UwU sour MOMMY!!!!!!!!