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bullet proof monk

Some asian guy that would fuck you up hard bitch.

gangster:whats up homes?
monk: mother fucker die!
gangster:bullet proof monk?
monk: to late your dead.

by lilboykiller May 11, 2009

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roblox monke game

Roblox Monke Game is a Roblox game consisting of humans and entities called โ€˜monkesโ€™ in a lab where humans try to kill monkes to clear out the lab, but in turn monkes trying to infect humans to be one of them. The developer (ianchua1)
stopped updating Monke Game since August-September 2022, and now human classes were removed, and so were monke stats, Rock, and hitboxes were changed. However, parts of the map were modified to create more bottleneck encounters between players in said teams.
There are 8 colour monkes as of now: Red, orange, yellow, blue, pink, green, brown and purple monkes.
Red monkes can lifesteal; Yellow monkes can regen; Pink monkes do lots of system damage; Brown monkes are meatshields; Green monkes are tanks with their health and attack; Blue monkes stun; Purple monkes poison; and orange monkes burn.
As of now, Monke Game is a very dead game, with laughably low playerbase and not enough newcomers. Maybe it can rise up again, and maybe ian can update it. Maybe.

P1- Hey *insert player* have you played roblox monke game?
P2- No, what is it?
P1- monke game is an infection game between humans and monkes.
P2- Wow, ok.

by redmonke April 6, 2023

2๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Reject humanity, return to monke

apes together strong

apes alone weak, apes together strong.
Reject humanity, return to monke

by A waste of air March 15, 2021

65๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Me and my monke

he does the sexiest of dance

Me and my monke went down by the dock, he jumped up on the pole and showed me his sexy little cock.

by Fwenz August 11, 2021

3๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


Reject humanity and return to monke

If you say this it means you want to return to monke

I hate being a human, REJECT HUMANITY AND RETURN TO MONKE *turns into monke*

by Monkze November 6, 2021

17๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


le monk de tempal

Le monk de tempal is a religious group of people that warship an elf that lives on the dark side of the moon, these people also warship fictional characters and call them "profits and saints" they have rules and strict guide lines you must meet to join

they warship Minecraft,Roblox, little nightmares,she-ra,camp camp and much more
(I made it lol)

Le monk de tempal told me to "be gay do crimes"

by life=pain July 13, 2021


chillin' like a shaolin monk

When someone is so chill they are down to the level of a shaolin monk. They are very cool and down to Earth, almost in a meditative state.

Johnny was in debt up to his ears, he lost his job and his wife divorced him. To top it off, some kid just broke his LCD tv. But all that didn't matter, because he was chillin' like a shaolin monk.

by slamm3r_911 March 11, 2011