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Ebonics

Whuffo be shizzle nizzle..?
Never mind, that's just ebonics

by move zig September 27, 2003


code monkey

An affectionate term for a specific kind of underpaid, overworked (often by volition), increasingly underappreciated indentured servant, otherwise known as a Software Programmer.

Derrived from the Latin-Greek "Codex" and the Obsolete-Japanese "Donkey Kong San"

"Socrates says we're all just expendable code monkeys, sitting here in the late Tokugawa period. . ."

by Jiggy-Fly December 22, 2003


data monkey

An employee whos job it is to take data from one source (eg SQL Server) and stick it in another source.

A bit like a DBA (Database Administrator) but without the job prospects.

"Hey Jim, do you have that Excel spreadsheet yet?"

"No Pete, the Data Monkey has only had the jobsheet for 6 days, I'll have it for Christmas...I think."

by Moose Taylor June 18, 2005


monkey

Large, Vile, Atroucous man eating, poo-flinging animal.

Keep that monkey away from me. I hate it! The last time it was here, My walls got a poop redecorating!

by Orangatang July 31, 2006


Butt Monkey

A Character in a television show, manga, anime, comic book, webcomic, etc. who constantly gets abused and never gets ahead in life. Played for comedy.

Waspinator is a Butt Monkey! He even says 'Why universe hates Waspinator?!'

by SSM12 September 28, 2012


Bitch Monkey

A really annoying person, usually identified by a loud and obnoxious laugh. This person usually has no idea that no one likes them.

I couldn't sleep because I could hear the bitch monkey existing in the other room.

by yourexsuitemate03 September 25, 2010


Cave Monkey

Cave Monkey :Noun

A class of humans particularly whites who carry Neanderthal traits, incest is very common in this group. Lies, deceit , hatred for any ethic group better than them. So they weapon themselves with dry white humor, 911 speed dial, and internet Trolling. They are easy to detect they usually have Semen pasty skin or high skin tan like the color of Cheetos . Their friends are Coons, Toms and Bedwenches

I wanted to vote today but my Cave Monkey supervisor said not today Jamal.

by CyberAli April 18, 2018