more guts than brains

A phrase slamming those who fearlessly proceed without thinking at all about consequences.

That poor fucker’s always shown that he has more guts than brains!

Tax less and spend more

(Political) a.k.a. "Trickle away": the Bush-era economic policy.

Advocated by people who can not add up simple one digit integers greater than five without taking their socks off, and pure fiscal hypocrisy from those who slam "tax and spend liberals".

Guy1: "Didn't Reagan do something like this: the trickle-down thing?"
Guy2: "Yeah, but Bush's trickle-away theory took the liberals' tax-and-spend philosophy and turned it into tax less and spend more. Wanna buy a pencil? Or some matches?"

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Just three more years!

The hopeful reminder that young Barron chants to himself, in this case today, on his 13th birthday, to remind himself that legal emancipation from these nut jobs is right around the corner!

“Just three more years!” is my mantra today; everyone but me will be in the slammer by then - and all I have to do is keep my nose clean if I can!

Olivia loves Darcy more

It’s as simple as it seems, Olivia loves Darcy more. In every way shape or form, Olivia can’t stop herself from loving Darcy. It’s scientifically proven that her love is greater and there’s no doubt about that.

Olivia: I love you.
Darcy: I love you more.
Olivia: Well no, it’s actually proven that I love you more.

Darcy: How?
Olivia: See, it’s says here that Olivia loves Darcy more.
Darcy: Damn.

I love you more

Michael Jackson's answer to a love declaring.
RIP MJ - Heal the world!

Fan: "Michael, I love you!"
Michael: "I love you more!"

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needs more phil collins

originating in online community we are the music makers, "needs more phil collins" signifies a poignant lack of phil collins in anything you please. usually it can be easily corrected by adding just the right amount of him, be it a jpeg or maybe midi samples of relevant phil collins musical endeavors.

"i'm sorry tue, but your submission for the university art contest needed more phil collins.

perhaps refer to your classmates' submissions. the world is just a better place with appropriate amounts of phil collins."

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Gonna need more Tide

A phrase used to describe a situation that’s directly or indirectly going to result in a mess or lots of laundry

I'm/we're/they're/you're/y'all gonna need more Tide

Um... your cat just gave birth in the linen closet. You're gonna need more Tide.

Mom: Turns out, Casey isn't potty trained
Dad: We're gonna need more Tide.