An experienced NES gamer, preferably concieved in the 80s, which shall provide consulting for others that aspire to rock the frustrating 8-bit games of lore
Cable's out. Internet's out. The ! $#@ we do? NINTENDO. Consult our personal nintendo advisor!
Stop talking about Nintendo, we get it the 3ds eshop will close soon. I get it retro games were better. Just stop talking about Nintendo
Brady we get it now stop talking about Nintendo
A person who unironically their strange game console 24/7. Constantly asks if others want to play.
“Kenzie why are you always on that switch.” “Because I am a true Nintendo switch player”
The console with a battery that will last until the end of time.
"Look at my Nintendo DS!"
Code for a Burning shite after a night out also known as Drunken Shit.
Amongst a group of Mixed Sex
Lee: BRB gotta sort out my Nintendo Ds
*18 minutes later*
Lee: Sorry about that i couldn't stop the dribble.
A very hardcore sex Nintendo cosplay whore.
Hey there Jurre! Its me Joeri! Lets have a threesome with Nintendo’s skanky whore.
A condition very common among 8-bit games, but can be applied to any game in which this happens, even if it's not a Nintendo game. It is a condition in which an enemy that was just killed would respawn in the same place if the screen scrolled to the left and then back to the right (or right then left). This condition is most prominent in games like Super Mario Bros. 2
Hey, I just killed that guy! He came back while I was going for that 1up! This game has Nintendoitis bad.