Random
Source Code

freelancer's nap

a wank.
freelancers people with lots of time on their hand - and in charge of their own time management have a tendency to slip to a dark chamber and come back all flushed. They probably were not having a siesta/nap.

With a couple of minutes spare and the girl still on his mind, Harry decided to have a freelancer's nap at his desk.

also can be used as adj. ie he is a bit of a freelancer.

by carlitodesign May 19, 2011


bbq nap

It's acute name for charcoal-burning suicide, which means burning charcoal in a closed room or area. Death occurs by carbon monoxide poisoning.

All day long I think of things but nothing seems to satisfy. Might as well go take a bbq nap.

by Watahell December 30, 2022


whack nap

A nap taken right after masturbating. Sometimes masturbation is used specifically to induce a whack nap.

"Man, last night I was alone so I spent some time doing the hand jive, and it made me take the longest whack nap ever!"

by Lesna January 27, 2009


Twitter Nap

to "nap" with a warm, comfy blanket and not to sleep but instead, tweet.

I'm tired, but I only have a couple hours til work so I'll just take a twitter nap.

by brenjadeb August 18, 2012


Nap Stomach

The painful acidic result one receives after eating a non-healthy meal; (Philly Cheese Steak, Garbage Plate, Cheeseburger, Enchillada.) and taking a nap for a period longer than one full hour.

Chloe: Hey, what's up buddy ole' pal?

Tim: Eh, nothing much. Shouldn't have eaten that Cheese Steak for lunch. Now I have the worst nap stomach ever!

by LimTasky August 19, 2011


Cuzzo Nap

A Cuzzo Nap is when you tell someone you’re gonna nap for an hour or two. But in reality, you knock out anywhere from 8-12 hours.

Hey Pablo, I haven’t really slept so Imma take a famous Cuzzo nap. I’ll talk to you in an hour or so.

by shanekwazo February 25, 2022


liquid nap

Drinking a caffinated beverage in order to stay away instead of taking an actual nap.

I really need a liquid nap to get me through class today.

by Denise M November 10, 2007