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is a sex position involving two pull-up bars, or a sex swing. Tarzan Catches Jane, also referred to as the TCJ, was named for the following analogy: Tarzan and Jane are swinging through the forest, when Tarzan catches Jane going to have his way with her, but he gets the wrong hole.
The TCJ is not recommended for anal sex amateurs, as it can lead to rectal trauma.
It is a variation of the Italian Chandelier which is another sex position.
Girl 1: Hey hun, why are you walking so funny today? Did you hurt your ankle or something?
Girl 2: No, Nick and I were trying out our new swing last night and decided to try the Italian Chandelier but he missed and we ended up doing Tarzan Catches Jane.
Girl 1: OMG. That's got to hurt!
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A blonde cunt with no facial expression
Oi did you see that cunt over there? Yeah that’s a vanessa Jane barber
“Who is vanessa Jane barber?”
“No one knows, but she looks like a cunt”
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keep my wife's name out of your fucking mouth
Chris: G.I. Jane 2 can't wait to see it
Will Smith: Slaps Chris
Will Smith: Keep my wife's name out of your fucking mouth
Jane Goodall has been honored by the scientific community for her work with chimps.
This award is for the stalwart few who attempt to speak with and teach the uneducated chimps found throughout the internet.
Person A: Vaccines cause autism!
Person B: Actually they don't (cites a source)
Person A: That's your opinion (slanderous name)
Person C: I nominate Person B for the Jane Goodall award
Person A: Lolz Wat?
Person C: Nothing you need to worry about silly monkey.
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A sex position in which person A is hung from the ceiling by their feet and person B stands upright facing them so that they may perform a vertical 69. Person B must wear a red wig for the position to be legitimate.
My favorite sex positions are doggy style, reverse cowgirl, and the Mary Jane Watson!
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A fastly growing group in Jane and Finch that is run by people of west-indian ethnicities such as Guyanese and Trinidadian. You can't touch this group because they got maad connections. Short word is JSS
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besties who love to giggle, gossip, prank each other and have fun!
jane fan club is full of the best fanpages 🤫
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