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A vaginal infection 🤢
make sure you bring a condom you don’t wanna get el coochie virus
A virus created by Umbrella Corp, a pharmaceutical company that used it as a bio weapon. The T virus is not a virus, rather a strain of virus. It was heavily “upgraded” to make more resistant hosts.
The T virus infects a human in one of these few ways:
1) bitten by an infected host
2) getting stabbed, scratched, cut, sliced,etc.
3) some doctor decides to inject you with it
The T-virus outbreak started in raccoon city in their sewage treatment plant where infected rats infected the rural citizens which spread to a massive outbreak.
1 in a million people had a chance of turning into a “tyrant”. A tyrant was a big and strong version of the normal zombie. There are many types of zombies, the common ones include:
1)lickers: disgusting creatures that don’t have skin and an unusually long tongue
2)hunters: usually mistaken for a zombie but more animal-ish. The hunters were used to hunt survivors with immunity to the T-virus or a capable host to turn into a tyrant.
3)crimson heads: these zombies have a rather crimson skin tone due to their heart pumping blood extremely fast.
Zombies variations were not always human, there are some “dog-zombies”.
Survivor: a zombie just scratched me! What gonna happen to me now!
Smart survivor: You got infected by a T-VIRUS host. The virus will start infecting your cells and slowly infect your brain. You won’t die, you won’t be undead, even if your brain dies or your heart stops, you will continue living. Depending on which T-Virus host bit you, you will transform into that.
Survivor: what?
Smart survivor: Nigga you gon’ Turn to zombie and eat brains so I gotta shot your head.
Survivor: oh
A fatal virus caused by a person named Doris
Symptoms: Inclination to "I am Doris"
Cure: NONE
The people who are infected by The Doris Virus will say " Hi, I'm Doris
Also known as j-Syndrome. When a person In a group leaves for hours at a time with a poor Excuse and no alibi. Later on wanting to be included in other events with the group even though the said person will vanish when plans have been made.
"Hey tom, do you want to go out for sushi later today?" "yea sure let me just take a shower I'll get back to you".6 hours later "hey tom why didn't you pick up when I called"."I got lost on my way to the shower, my bad........Still down to chill though?"....."Sounds like somebody got the
J-Virus".
Hey Guys down to play some Battlefield?
-Everyone Responds - Sure sounds good
Alright lets all be back in 10 minutes after we grab some drinks/snacks
-everyone agrees-
10 mins later
Alright we gonna do this?
-everyone but Tom responds with - Damn right lets blow shit up
Wheres Tom? is he afk still? the fuck?
19 hours later
-Tom returns - Sup guys still down to play?
>.<
A term to relate to something that is said automatically. A learned phrase, action or behavior that when thought about might not save time and actually cost you more time than initially intended.
Guy one: How do you do?
Guy two: Who are you?
Guy one: Sorry just making polite conversation. A bit of a Speech Virus if you will
The Penser virus is a unfortunate Virus that cores a small child called Spencer this child will resemble the look of an rat but blond and clean and much less hair with A BOLD PATCH ON ITS HEAD IT will try to hide it with its stickey hair but you will always no its there always. This creature will haunt your every foot step if you are to find your self in this position the only escape is to grab a small bone from the Land of Bangladesh this bone must also be from a child called Spencer but it must be spelt backwards "Recneps" if not it will form another create called Wattam this create leaves a sexily bad smell where ever it goes
Oh my gosh you have the "Penser Virus"
a virus that makes you deepressed
symptoms:feeling sad,feeling like crying,feeling of commiting suicide,feeling lonely