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Another variation of "f'in the dog".
Honestly, if that is all you got done in 5 hours you don't have to say another word. It's obvious you were pounding the puppies while I was gone.
lazy procrastination
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the drowsy, sleepy effect that you get after eating too much heavy or difficult to digest foods.
Man I have puppy tummy, I keep dosing off after that huge lunch.
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A makeshift dildo fabricated from wire wrapped in torn pieces of newspaper that has been soaked in one's own ejaculate to form an adhesive.
Guy: I've made you something.
Girl: I hope its a clay puppy
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A derogatory term used to describe the mixed race offspring of a multi-racial couple.
"Here comes another fat ugly white chick and her 5 ft. 4 inch tall wetback husband. Oh how nice, they even have a mud puppy."
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A slang term for vagina; preferably a petite well-maintained vagina that begs for butter and syrup to be drizzled on it.
Let me peep that sweet puppy waffle.
Her puppy waffle was so sweet i wanted to put syrup
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see fuck buddy
Somewhat less formal than the prior deination, could be useful only if the person has a sense of humor...
Want to be my screw puppy??!!!
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A really bad hairpiece, wig or transplant job. Frequently found in New Jersey Diners, truck stops and local weather men.
Opposite of "Hair Shirt" which is where hair goes when it leaves the head.
Did you see the local forecast? That dude had a major case of puppy head.
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