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A sex position in which a man, while drinking Margaritas, uses a dental cheek opener to spread the vulva of a woman wearing a catholic school girl uniform, and then proceeds to insert five crucifixes into the woman’s vagina while performing the act of sodomy as to not offend the Catholic God.
Tina was a born-again Virgin, but needed to satisfy her alcoholic Mexican boyfriend so he wouldn’t seek sexual pleasure elsewhere so she allows him to perform the Five Course Taco Spread on her after school.
When a man performs a sexual act on a woman that hasn’t been properly cleaned
Well how John spread the beans last night
Spread. Could be a verb/noun. To make a lot out of very little. For example, you spread your food for a whole week in one night with your boy. Example two, You eat a bar of cookies, and a bag of chips all to yourself one evening away from everyone else. Or, -You throw everything you got together in a single spread.
Condiments. Mayonnaise, soy sauce, salt and pepper, Ranch, Butter ranch, jalapeño peppers (bellpenos), cheese, minute rice.
''Do you want to spread, tonight?''
''Yes.''
''Spread?''
''Yea.''
''What'chu got for a spread?''
'pread
"Do you want to spread?" "No." "Aiight, I got you."
When a woman spreads her legs so a man can penetrate her.
She was so spread.
The act of spreading love and positivity in a multitude of ways. cheeks also...
Hey Laura, your party last had amazing vibes, it was mad spread
He gave 50 racks to charity? Damn hes on spreads!
when hanging with your boys, any sort of potentially good food, drink, activity, and/or female(s).
Let's go check out the spread on the other boat. I heard they have a dank chicken queso dip.
someone who you wouldn't mind fucking.
aye my nigga! Megan Good is some spread breh.
-I know she bad af