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An alternative, pseudo scientific, absurdist, reductionist, descriptive alternative for 'ears' recalling the pure physical and functional properties of a person's dual facial appendages.
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'I say, Charlie. This composition is like aural ambrosia to my noise funnels.'
A noise you make when exerting any sort of force. If you make one, you're probably a dad.
He made struggle noises, not moans, Linda.
A phrase that indicates that someone dislikes the music currently being played. Usually said to the beat of the music.
Accompanied with a gesture: On 'scratch', put your right pointer finger on the left side of your neck. On 'that', move the finger to the center of your neck, and on 'noise', point to the person playing the music. This gesture resembles removing the needle from a turntable.
Person A: Alright, now for the sounds you all have been waiting for!
(country music starts playing)
Person B: Scratch that noise!
The only YouTube video you can watch repeatedly for 10 hours without getting bored.
What are your interests and hobbies?
Uhh, I listen to white noise.
When self-important white people won’t stop talking, so they just fade into the background and you don’t notice it.
“This guy over there at the bar needs to take a breath. He hasn’t stopped talking.”
“Oh, really? I didn’t notice. Just white noise.”
2020 Presidential Debate, the three old white men arguing with each other.
Meaningless sounds in the background that you unintentionally ignore or intentionally pretend to not exist.
"Sorry for the white noise. I didn't notice I left the TV on."
"No that's fine. It helped me fall asleep."
White people complaining about racially motivated decisions that are perceived to negatively impact white people, whilst more important things are going on but are covered up by the 'white noise'.
"The government is tapping our phon-" BREAKING NEWS: NEW MERMAID MOVIE HAS BLACK MERMAID! WHITE PEOPLE ARE MAKING WHITE NOISE EVERYWHERE!