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When your penis is limp and red as a dog’s dick from an all day porn and masturbation marathon.
I beat off all day yesterday when mom and dad left for work. Now I got the dog noodle today. I can’t touch it.
When a stream of water catapults up your butthole damaging the frontal lobe of your brain rendering you helpless.
Jim: Does anyone know why Travis has been out so long? He's missed a lot of work.
Banessa: I heard over the weekend his brother pushed him in the hot tub and he got a Jacuzzi Noodle.
Jim: Praying for a speedy recovery.
Combining: Weed, LSD, Shrooms, 2CB, Ketamine, Nitrous, and DMT. Preferably in that order, aligning the peaks of everything, and combining a Nos Balloon with a Breakthrough DMT hit.
Probably your Mother: Oi you little cunt, you want to Noodle Flip tonight?
Definitely not your Dad: Holy mother lord Mary above are you insane, is that even safe? You've always been like this, you're going to fucking die, did you spend all our money on this,? this is the third time you've done this, we have a family! do you not care at all you silly little fuck?!
Someone who is ugly and insignificant.
Jessica isso clingy she is such an ugly noodle.
What people do at pseudo-hippie concerts. Sometimes confused with grand-mal seizures. Spinning around, combined with wild arm gesticulations = HEADY NOODLE.
Mom: Son, do you know how to dance?
Son: Hell no mom, but I do a sick ass Heady Noodle at all the Disco Biscuit shows.
Skinny white girl with no definition. Usually on hard drugs, steals your vape and prescription drugs in the house.
Don’t invite Tana over dude, she’s a nope noodle.