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An asian guy who loves noodles so much, that he is called the Noodle King
Eg. Derck: “Yo my Nigga you see the Asian guy”
Jake: “Yes my Nigga, I see him eating a shit ton of noodles, I think he should be called the Noodle King
Rustic noodles
The act of making spaghetti
(Just the noodles) and having your female friend who is on her period add her blood on top of the noodles, replacing the pasta sauce.
Hey honey, tonight we should have your famous rustic noodles.
When a stream of water catapults up your butthole damaging the frontal lobe of your brain rendering you helpless.
Jim: Does anyone know why Travis has been out so long? He's missed a lot of work.
Banessa: I heard over the weekend his brother pushed him in the hot tub and he got a Jacuzzi Noodle.
Jim: Praying for a speedy recovery.
When your penis is limp and red as a dog’s dick from an all day porn and masturbation marathon.
I beat off all day yesterday when mom and dad left for work. Now I got the dog noodle today. I can’t touch it.
Someone who is ugly and insignificant.
Jessica isso clingy she is such an ugly noodle.
Combining: Weed, LSD, Shrooms, 2CB, Ketamine, Nitrous, and DMT. Preferably in that order, aligning the peaks of everything, and combining a Nos Balloon with a Breakthrough DMT hit.
Probably your Mother: Oi you little cunt, you want to Noodle Flip tonight?
Definitely not your Dad: Holy mother lord Mary above are you insane, is that even safe? You've always been like this, you're going to fucking die, did you spend all our money on this,? this is the third time you've done this, we have a family! do you not care at all you silly little fuck?!