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Definitely the best Batman movie ever, had a great story and great writing, and a joker who really served the character in the comic books well.
The one thing I would change if I could would be to go ahead and show the graphic bits and let it be R-rated. I think the MPAA tripped this movie up, like they trip up every action movie that wants to stay in the PG-13 slot.
After seeing The Dark Knight I asked everyone, "Why so serious?"
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an infinite darkness that surrounds all and has no sign of giving up.
Person 1: I can't see anything in here.
Person 2: It's almost like we're in a darkness incarnate
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Humor that's supposed to be out of the ordinary because some people find normal jokes boring.
Example of Dark Humor
Me: My heroes are the people who killed Eric Harris and Dylan Klebold
Friend: Who are they?
Me: They're the kids who shot up Columbine High School.
Friend: Who the hell would shoot up their school? Only a monster would do that.
Me: That's why that the people who killed them are my heroes.
Friend: Ok makes sense.
10 Minutes later.
Friend: Wait a second.
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'Going Dark:' term derived from CIA operative lingo adapted to the singles dating scene to indicate the moment in a newly acquainted relationship when one party suddenly & seemingly inexplicably ceases all forms of communication with the other party following a period of consistent communication. This phase is typically succeeded by the first inception of the most commonly referenced, ego-soothing rationalization, "what if he/she got hit by a bus?!"
The 'going dark' phase can be temporary or permanent, is highly variable in duration and is not gender-specific. It can be activated interchangeably by either partner throughout the courtship & may put the relationship at risk of tit-for-tat syndrome. Lesser evolved partners are more prone to this hazard.
Experts suggest the best way to avoid 'Going Dark' is to maintain a healthy frequency of contact that leads to live dates, or to notify the partner of your discontinued interest by putting on your big boy/girl pants, or by simply looking both ways before crossing the street as to avoid any and all buses & other moving vehicles
Things seemed to be going well with Jeff but now I think he's going dark, so who knows.
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When going to (or preferably crashing) a party, the Dark Brew is when one urinates into the water reservoir of the coffee maker, then places a fresh turd in the coffee basket. The offender then sets the automatic brew to go off at 6 AM (or any other suitable time).
"I just piss and shit in that fucker's coffee machine. He's in for a real Dark Brew tomorrow morning."
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when someone is going through a difficult period in their life
Steve: I got no money, these are some dark times
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Shady activity. Something secretive and no good.
Anything from spreading gossip to dealing drugs.
Nothing good will come of it.
Bob: Hey, Jamie's really been acting weird these days.
Jonny: Yeah. I think he's up to some dark business that he's not telling us about.
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