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when your girlfriend sends you a text that has LOL after every word or at the end of every text.
you: hi babe
her: how are you? LOL
you: Im good, whats with the LOL?
her:(compleatly ignoring the last sentence) That's good!LOL!
YOU: you have a LOL addiction!!!!
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When a person says that they do not have an addictive personality, they are insinuating that they are somehow immune to ever becoming addicted to anything.
Often, when someone says this, they do in fact have an addictive personality. Whether it be to food, sex, shopping or tv.... they do in fact have an addiction of one sort it another.
My brother is a heroin addict; I just don’t have an addictive personality though....
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the fact or condition of being addicted to bull dog breeds. To crave and be addicted to the presence and affection of a bull dog.
Dan suffers from Fulkerson addiction and rescued his 6th bull dog.
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Everyone I know is a cunt addict, everyone knows some cunt, loves some cunt, or did.
She is a cunt addict, he is a cunt addict, there could be a cunt addict support group, because everyone knows some cunt.
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A band who obviously plays better than Matt Pennington. I bet Matt jacks off every night before he goes to bed.
"I go on every site and make fun of people who get more chicks than me. I'm such a loser. Wow I wish I could get some chicks and a life"
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Being abnormally dependent on your clan.
A lot of Somalis suffer Clan addiction disorder (CAT)
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Also known as TDA, TV Download Addiction is when someone downloads vast amounts of one or several TV show episodes or seasons and becomes addicted to watching episodes in great periods of time. This is due to the ability to watch multiple, consecutive shows without commercials or days in between.
"Hey dude I haven't Tommy in a few days. Where's he been?"
"Oh you haven't heard? He's has TV Download Addiction. He caught TDA after he download all the seasons of Dexter so he won't be hanging out for a while."
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