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Pussy athletes who waste good pool space on a "so called" sport. Most speed swimmers are untalented geeks.
Speed swimmers warm up by swimming, practice by swimming and compete by swimming.
Speed swimmers may apear to be built but beyond their form lies a weak, puny core.
Waterpolo player 1: Fuck!!! we've got no pool space, fucking speed swimmers use it all up, let's go beat em' up.
Waterpolo player 2: You sure? they look pretty strong.
Waterpolo player 1: Damn man, everybody knows speed swimmers are pussies!
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It's used when your into a girl or a boy and you find out she or him has a boyfriend or Girlfriend . it's just a speed bump the boy friend or girl friend between you and that person.
Jon: that girl there is pretty hot.
Shane: Ya man but she has a boyfriend
Jon: No worries man that's just a speed bump.
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Being gay gives you superpowers
I came here at the speed of gay
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When you motor boat two girls tits at the same time at high speed.
"Dude, I was totally Speed-Boating Jess and Steph at that party last night."
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A phrase used to point out anything obvious or oversaid.
Person #1: Hey, it's 2010 now!
Person #2: Unbeknownst to Speed.
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people who are half speed are ether stoned or ur thinkin sumting dat is wrong
Bu She is All Half Speed LaSt Night
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When you and your girlfriend and brother drive over 20 minutes in a snowstorm to get a fat sack of tweakydust.
It's snowing like hell but fuck it, we're in need of speed.
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