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The sentence used by overly dramatic/self-pitying girls with curly hair that enjoy crying in dormitory lobbies. Although meant to invoke pity, it often brings forth joyous laughter from apathetic male scholars. This sentence is also used to mock aforementioned self-pitying girls, and as such, should be inserted into normal conversation whenever possible to further malign said girl.
"Are you feeling ok, Morgan?"
"So now you care!*whimper sniffle sniffle whine*"
Guy's version:
"Hey dude. What's up?"
"UHHH... SO NOW YOU CARE???!!!"
"Oh what a hilariously everlasting joke. This will always be funny because we are men and don't cry at the drop of a hat."
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Predator News Now (PNN) is basically the TMZ of the predator catching community and reports updated and most relevant information in the world of exposing online child predators . It's the MVP of internet podcast.
"Predator News Now (PNN) is mos def the Most Valuable Podcast on the internet. 💜
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A girl that has there ass hanging out while takeing a pic in a subway bathroom
Did you here subway now sells cake
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Originally coined by Shakespeare in the opening line of Richard III: "Now is the Winter of our Discontent / Made glorious summer by this son of York", written around 1592. It was used to describe Richard III (from the house of York), feeling discontented in living in a world that hates him. The term has since then been used in various forms, such as 'The winter of discontent', describing the winter of 1978–79 in the United Kingdom during the Labour party pay caps of the time. It was also used 'Now is the winter of your discontent!' by Stewie Griffin in the TV show family guy before Stewie attacks Brian with a snow-cannon.
A man and his family are sat in their house in the middle of winter with no money and no front door. The man says "Now is the winter of our discontent"
A phrase spoken only by the enlightened. The sheer utterance of this phrase causes sexual arousal in everyone in the immediate vicinity. Also used as an an exclamation of happiness.
Guy: Hey. You're hot. wanna go out?
Girl: Eew no.
Guy: What if I said "now that's what i'm talkin!"?
Girl: *immediately drops pants*
Guy: now that's what i'm talkin!
Girl: *Moans* S-stop... I can only take so much.
When u poop
Damn English Class is now REAL up in this porta john
It means to live your life to the fullest. In other words whatever crimes you comment today or tomorrow just tell yourself fuck it ima worry about the consequences later.
I understand that life is hard but why don't you smile now cry later
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