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No one ever says the word suite when referring to an office unless they are in Oregon.
"Why does Amanda say Office Suite instead of just Office?" "Makes no sense, only Oregon people say it"
A male close office friend. Generally, this is a platonic relationship.
EXAMPLE: Jill is happily married to Jack. At work Jill always goes to lunch with and hangs with Bill. Bill is Jill's Office Husband.
A female employee who appears to be smoking hot, but out of the workplace you wouldn't normally give her a second look.
Phil: I went for a few drinks in the city this weekend and saw Betty in a bar
John: man she is so fit, I would love to fuck her
Phil: Nah she's just Office Candy. She looked minging when i saw her the other day.
Or
Phil: I saw that fit girl from work out last night, but she looked rotton!
John: Yeah, shes just 'Office Candy'!
The first time a couple posts a picture together on instagram. The couples relationship is now common knowledge.
They're instagram offical, now everyone knows about them.
A colleague, usually overweight, who brings in unhealthy, sugary food to the office for others to enjoy. Psychologists believe this is done because the gift of giving to others eases the person's guilt of eating in conflict with his or her own beliefs from a health standpoint.
Because DeShaun brought donuts into the office AGAIN, he is an office feeder.
DeShaun: in an email: "Donuts are at my desk"
Jimbo: "Yo man, I'm trying to lose weight. Why you gotta be an office feeder."
A woman who makes out during a company party with a male colleague.
Elaine: Of course I'm dating Brad, what you think I am, the office skank?
A car that you spend allot of time in mostly for business, making deliveries, ect.
Homie- Yo what you into?
Me- Shit riding in the mobile office.