Josh

Joshua is a amazing friend. He is extremely funny and handsome, he can always make you laugh even when your feeling sad. He is amazing even though he doesn't know it. If a Josh comes into your life never let him go. He will take great care of you and will always protect you.

Random girl:Woah Who's that insanely hot guy

Me:back off he's mine forever
Random girl: he must be a Josh

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Josh

That one autistic faggot who is dumb enough to bring a squeaky toy in the fucking school bus and start squeaking the whole fucking ride.

(True story btw) dude this morning josh was being a total fucking josh, he’s such a retard!

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Josh

A man who is very deep and complex. Almost mysterious some would say. As mysterious as a Unicorn. Everyone should get to know a josh

"Hey do you know much about that Josh guy?"
"No... he's pretty much like a Unicorn"

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Joshing

1. (Verb)
To kid or joke with someone.

2. (Verb)
To "accidentally" sit on an animal or object for one's sexual pleasure.

1. Friend - "Why are you always being mean to me bruh?"

Me - "Just joshing you man..."

2. Friend- "Hey! Do you have any plans for tonight?"

Me - "Yeah, I was planning to josh my dog all night."

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Josh

Usually, a piece of shit. He can't spell worth a damn. He's mentally unstable. He claims to be an outlaw, but he's actually a pussy. Most likely a virgin with a micro penis. Can't handle his liquor and brags about the one time he did dope. All in all, he's a waste of time.

That guys a piece of shit. He's probably a Josh.

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Josh

Massive chin dribbling cunt who enjoys a good fucking off his papa. Proud supporter of gay sex laying claim to the quote "you dont know your gay untill you've had sex with a man". Often cancerizes conversation and displays many autistic traits when triggered. Couldn't go a day without Daddys cumshot in his eye but not after 6 oclock, thats his bed time.

Josh a prime example of autism.

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Josh

A uncontrollable demon of a 16 year old boy who only uses 5% of his power when he beats up everyone around him. He tries to get all the girls but fails miserably because of his retardness that shows very often. He has a voice of a 6 year old and is a ass person.

RUN!!!! Josh is gonna take your girl

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