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When two Jewish people die within the same week.
Thank god Vivian pays for Shiva Call Waiting or she'd never be able to address both deaths.
when you have commited a crime in the elder scrolls v: skyrim and a guard reconizes you.
Wait, i know you!
your making a mistake..
there's no mistake, your a wanted man/woman and its time to pay for your crimes
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(cool and/or ridiculous definition) : what a virgin girl says in a Craigslist personals ad when she wants to find a random guy to take her virginity via a craigs-hook
Craigslist personals ad: all I want is to be waiting for the milkman to show me around
response to ad: I am also a virgin girl, but instead of looking for a random Hannibal Lecter I would consider selling my virginity.
(cool and/or ridiculous definition) : what a virgin girl says in a Craigslist personals ad when she wants to find a random guy to take her virginity via a craigs-hook
Craigslist personals ad: all I want is to be waiting for the milkman to show me around
response to ad: I am also a virgin girl, but instead of looking for a random Hannibal Lecter I would consider selling my virginity, or remain a paragon of virtue
what a virgin teen girl says in a craigslist personals ad when she wants a random male stranger to take her virginity via a craigs-hook
craigslist ad: I'm waiting for the milkman to show me around. Anyone want to help me?
response to ad: i think craigslist is a very bad idea if you want to pop your cherry, for now you should remain a paragon of virtue and wait for your prince charming
When you stand in one place not doing anything for a certain amount of time while you wait for help to come.
Man: How are we supposed to leave this deserted island?
Woman : We will wait help for a few days
Man: got it
Wait and pounce. When a girl says let's snuggle, what she is really saying is eat my pussy, finger my asshole, and spread my buttcheecks. After sex if she wants to "cuddle" she wants more of everything you got.
Hey we should snuggle . Let's watch TV so I can wait and pounce.