Cuppla Beers

What you usually tell
a police officer/wife/significant other when they ask how many beers you had tonight.

"exuse me sir, how many you had tonight?" "uuuh, I shwear Ossifer, I only had a cuppla beers".....

beer cold

getting a cold from drinking cold beer in the cold weather at some random house party b/c everyone is standing out in the yard smoking.

dude, the party was fun, but i got a bad case of the beer cold.

beer bong it

another way to say suck it up

no money?
no chick?
beer bong it

third beer

The point of no return.

I wasn't going to get drunk tonight, but after my third beer I got the thirst.

Dog beers

A dumbass song made by a fag named Katie Noel

Person 1: Hey have you heard of dog beers by Katie Noel

Person 2: yes I have that shit is ass

Beer Lake

A body of water that is actually the size of a small pond--easy crossed by an arched footbridge. Usually located on a college campus. Rumors abound about the lost things that are in the bottom of said water--(ie-a car, money, jewelry, Jimmy Hoffa, etc.).

-Did you know that there's a car in the bottom of Beer Lake?
-No Way!
-Yeah--and maybe Jimmy Hoffa, too!

beer butt

Diarrhea that normally follows a long night of drinking cheap beer.

I wish I didn't drink all that Pabst last night, the beer butt is killing me.