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Slang for da timbies, used to express a mad skilled player.
Oatmeal “Broooo that kids fucking egg chode man... did you just see him body that blind kid.” Cpet “ what a fucking faggot man those blind kids glasses are sooo gay coach!!!!!”
Basically what came before the more well-known "Awkward Turtle". It still uses hand motions, but in this case, you put both hands into fists and move them simultaneously in a forward, twisting motion of the wrists. This is used for moments that are genuinely awkward, but you'll say "Awkward Eggs" and preform the respective motions, which makes it just that much more awkward. Also used when one wants to point out the awkwardness in a situation, but doesn't want to look stupid by preforming the "Awkward Turtle".
Note: When preforming the "Awkward Eggs", one can increase the awkwardness of the already awkward motions by raising their eyebrows in a "hint hint" manner, such as one would with an inside joke.
As used as an inside joke:
You and your friend glance at each other from across the lunchroom at the same time. Noticing the coincidence, you both preform the "Awkward Eggs" with included eyebrow-raising technique.
As used in other cases:
See "Awkward Turtle".
When you are hitting her doggy and she reaches under and tucks your man eggs into her snatch.
I busted my nut in ten seconds after Rachel did the egg tuck last night.
A nickname for 30 St Mary Axe, a building in Central London, well known for it's unusual shape.
The name comes from both it's phallic outline, and the fact it looks like a spaceship Robotnik would build.
It is also been nicknamed the "Erotic Gherkin", for similar reasons
"we're near London - I can see the tip of the egg wang"
When you are having sex with a woman and she starts her period during intercourse.
“I was banging out Susan last night, and when I pulled out she totally shed an egg on me.”
A knowledgeable chef who knows how to cook eggs multiple ways.
A food expert who knows all the facts and details about eggs.
an egg-spert who knows what tastes great with eggs (ex. sauces, meat to mix in, fruit, etc. )
Where two men dock and seal the docking with school PVC glue. Once foreskins are full of cum, a third person cracks open the docking letting the creamy goodness slop into their mouth.
Hey let's make this 3 sum a cream egg party.