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Running very fast, as if to avoid capture.
That quarterback was so fast he was running like nigger who stole something
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The standard bu**s**t reply that a professed religious-freak half-heartedly tries to appease you with whenever you ask a "tough" theology-related question that he does not actually have a "ready" or "satisfactory" answer for, such as, "Well, if God truly loves Mankind, why does He allow bad things to happen to good people?", or, "Yeah, right --- well, tell me this, then --- if your 'perfect God' is so kind and compassionate and merciful, why did He allow my {some beloved relative/friend who became deceased way too early in life} to die?!"
I get sooooo sick ‘n’ tired of hearing that stupid-a** wooden-smile-expressioned response of "Well, that's something best left up to Jesus Christ," whenever I indignantly fire back a perfectly logical question at a local Bible-blabber who is trying to "bring me into the true fold” --- hey, I'm not interested in waiting for "Jesus Christ" to answer my question "all in His good time"!! I want an actual straight solid definite answer --- and one that truly makes logical sense to me --- RIGHT AWAY, not in FIFTY BLEEPIN' YEARS or however long I'm sposta hafta wait to "receive divine enlightenment”! How da HECK can a supposedly-enlightened "born-aginner" except me to wanna listen to his b**l-crap preachings or accept his beliefs if he himself can't even come up with a proper answer to a simple query that a non-believer would logically ask him? Zheee-yeeesh --- he isn’t even following the “old Scout motto” of “be prepared”!!
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sliding your dick up into a real tight bitch's pussy.
having your bitch slide down on your dick and its real fuckin tight.
"Yo Dan V. I just slipped up in something real fuckin tight last night son"
"Yo have you heard about Dan V. in Brazil? He slipped up in something real fuckin tight"
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A smell that is like oil and/or something you can explain.
"Dood, something smells like remote control cars."
"Sir, I need to see your licence and- Oh my god, something smells like remote control cars in there."
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The song in which Butters used to tap dance to, until the incident where his shoe came off and killed the whole fucking crowd
"I've got something in my front pocket for you, why don't you reach down inside, and see what it is? Give it a little squeeze and say 'how do you do?'"
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From Bob's Burgers: a burger with shiitake mushroom
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Let's Give 'em Something Shiitake 'bout Burger, you should try it!"
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im just on here for fun my guy
what word should i put into urban dictionary
boy i am in the middle of something idk
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