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“Yo, my man Lewis tossed some straight oyster yesterday at the party”
“What a savage, I wish I could Toss Oyster”
So you' re doing a few lines of peruvian flake, bolivian baking soda, cuban cocaine, which still just cocaine, and you frantically reach for a tissue, blow your nose and half the 8ball is gleaming back at you from inside the biological weapon of snot you just produced....well congratulations, you hold in your hand some grade - A - Rocky Mountain Oyster
'alright bro, gonna whip up a quick batch of rocky mountain oysters in your bathroom sink, and then lets finish this ball. I'n Dr. Rockzo and I love, c-c-cocaine.'
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It’s 3am. All the dives are closed. You’re trying to hit the bodega to grab some brews. In the distance, you see her. A solid 5 is dressed in some fishnets and bad ideas. You take her home. Smash. Later, after a pump and dump, she peels her clam apart. That sticky noise? That’s the oyster parlor.
“Bruh last night, that girl? Smashed. But now all I can think about is the after party, her oyster parlor.”
To be sneakily poked with a persons extended moist tongue.
While partaking in a netflix and chill sesh, my boyfriend oystered me.
Someone who sticks their tongue inside the nostril of partner after meeping
He’s a real oyster shucker. Wouldn’t catch me sticking my tongue up a girl’s nose after she snorted my cum.
The female equivalent of a Fuck Boy.
Jess told me the other day she has been stood up by more Fuck Oysters than Fuck boys!
Known for centuries for oysters by coastal folkstone woodland
Oyster folkstone woodland is the perfect area for finding unexpected treasures.