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A ratty little slag that increased global Chlamydia rates by 10% and has a fanny like the channel tunnel
Ugh shes clapped she looked like Paige Gillam
best fortnite player ever loves clipping all the kids. build master edit master and always dibs the medallion.
When you feel like you’re going insane
Jordan: Maggie bit me like 5 times today I think she’s Having a “Paige”
Paige is an angel from above. Her beauty is one that is unmatched from any other person in the world. She is sweet, nice, and has a smile that can brighten up a room. She is not only all of these things but also a friend that you can trust. She can make you smile even at the saddest of times and make you laugh even in depression. She is also the nicest person you will ever meet, if you ever have the good fortune of meeting her. As I said she is an angel, an angel that was sent down to brighten peoples days with her beautiful face and to make those smile when having a bad day. She is the best girl in the world, one that I will always love.
You are almost like a Paige, but no one can be as beautiful as her.
Paige Nicole Marshall + Brandin Stevens 4L
This is when you take the bottom half of the muffin and coat it with the top half's gooey insides, except with semen and vagina. What you do is;
First, grind up some nutmeg
Second, spray your partner's desired hole with PAM
Third, pour the nutmeg into desired PAM lubricated hole.
Fourth, WAIT. You have to wait 8-16 hours before nutmeg kicks in and makes your partner trip major nutsack
Fifth, screw your partner.
Sixth, punch your partner in the lower abdominal or have them sneeze to get this now gooey mixture of semen, PAM, and nutmeg out.
Seventh, mix the solution with a protein shake
Final step; Ingest
Dude I had the craziest weekend. You know my buddy Cecelia? Well, get this: We did the Paige Yadon for three days straight. I haven't tripped that much balls since the Titanic came out.
Holy fuck you lucky bastard
Cameron Paige Mikkelson is a sweet, caring, loving, and all around perfect soul. Be careful though she’s a little feisty and very and i mean very horny teenage girl but two things she’ll never do is cheat or do anal. She may say otherwise but she’s the definition of a face ass she might even fight you over that statement ;)
Cameron Paige Mikkelson definitely a face ass fosho - T