sad patrol

A sad react for a personal issue, loss or failing.

Taken from a mishearing of Metallica's "Sad But True"

"Fuck, I just broke my controller"
"You know it's Sad Patrol"

Doormat patrol

Group of serious Fluke/summer flounder fishermen whose origin is based out of Queens & Long Island , they travel up & down the eastern seaboard hunting trophy fluke/flounder , groups name was created by a frustrated shinnecock charter capt that decided to call them doormat patrol due to the boat they were on consistently able to put fish in the boat while others weren’t able to ..

There are guys that like Fluke fishing ? & then there are guys who are obsessed with it like Doormat patrol

Boner patrol

When you have a boner. It is patrolling see what's going on and what it can fuck. Usually at inconvenient times.

*kissing your girl*
*Kissing her too much and you're too horny*
*You get a boner*
"Oh dang, boner patrol!"

1👍 1👎

Blue Patrol

Blue Patrol is a Kansas county sheriff that were hunting the African American Outlaws

Blue Patrol

Paul's patrol

A very sexy team of athletes that are world champion and hunt/ expose nonce caves and call child line to protect

wait is that a nonce cave, dont worry Paul's patrol are already their in their GB kits

Moth patrol

A special unit of large men, with small guns here to protect people from their everyday moth problem.

Dude, call the moth patrol, that suckers huge!

popeyes patrol

A group / multiple Black People

Specifically at Popeyes

Can also be used to define a long line of cars/people

Gah Damn that’s a huge Popeyes patrol