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When a man complains a lot, one says he has a vagina. When he complains even more it means he has sand in his vagina. But when a man continues to complain, he slowly turns that grain of sand into a pearl. Therefore becoming a "pearl farmer".
Nick: "Man, this sucks, I just moved that yesterday, now they want me to move it again today. My fucking back is killing me"
Jerry: "Dude, quit being such a pearl farmer and just fuckin' move it."
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Cold, chilly, "there's a nasty nip in the air"
I went for a walk this morning, it was a bit Pearl Harbor
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Pussy Pearl noun- A grain of sand that is stuck in an ecosexuals genitals after indulging in sexual activities with the earth. After a prolonged time stuck this grain of sand transforms into a pearl.
Dude I went down on this ecosexual chick and to my luck I found a pussy pearl down there!
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noun: a freshly inseminated vagina
Do you want to see my pearl tube?
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The same concept as a "pearl necklace"
But with more jizz spread over a wider area of one's body
Thus, giving the impression of wearing armor
A pearl necklace isn't enough anymore..
She demands pearl armor
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When a person excretes some of their own sperm into a slice of bread, folds it & gets someone else to eat it.
"Eh girl, fancy a pearl sandwich?
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