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Popping a boner at a desk.
Sitting in class, I couldn't help but stare at Mrs. Merchant's sexy legs. Unfortunately I didn't make it to the bathroom to jerk due to my throbbing pencilation. I had to wait a bit for my knob to to stop the throb, and jerked myself when I got home.
When you stick any kind of pencil up your asshole, jiggle it around, then flip off your bitch ass gf/bf
Marco did the pencil tip cause his girlfriend is a bitch, bitch
Confliction. Also, you’re not automatically funny by putting this into Urban Dictionary
Guy1: one day I poked my brother in the eye with an apple pencil. she cried and cried. it was pretty warm so I didnt need a blanket on the hot day of winter
Guy2: You’re an idiot.
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a pencil case pussy is when a pussy has been so over used it opens like a pencil case
Lana Rhoades has a Pencil Case Pussy
The Universal Scientific Term For The Female
Genitals
Jamie: "Stop Rubbing Your Penicular Pencil Sharpener"
Jeanne: "I Can't Help It"
A game where two or more players each take turns drawing something on a blank paper while a timer (set accordingly to the number of players) ticks. Once the timer goes off you pass the pencil to your homie on the right. This process is completed once the page is full AND everyone’s out of ideas.
Hey man I’m bored asf, tryna get a game in of pass the pencil?
Passing the pencil rn, can’t talk.
I fucking love pass the pencil.