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another way to spell the 19th century because as a time period it was rather boring with people changing sides left and right and generally acting like scaredy cats but like less intelligent
A: tomorrow we have a thesis on the annoying period and i feel like we i didnt learn enough
The stupid, unsuccessful way you feel when everyone has gotten blood spurted out of their uterus and you're sitting there, without any blood spurting out of your uterus, because you are "built different", or at least that's what you tell your math tutor who doesn't care in the slightest.
"Dammit I'm a period virgin, okay? I didn't wanna say anything because I know you just can't stand the thought of someone else not having blood gush out of one of their holes."
The sweet beginnings of a relationship.
Cupcake period, cupcake period.
The act in witch a female lies about her period to avoid sexual intercourse
Guy:Babe we should bang!
Girl: ummm... I'm on my period sorry.
Guy: are you sure your not giving me a false period, because you just had it about a week ago
When two girls who are on their periods hang out and are exceptionally bitchy to each other
Man I'm sure Sierra and Hannah had a period war last week.
Lesbians.
Coming from the theory that women who live together will eventually come into a menstrual harmony and go through their cycle at the same time.
Sam: "Them two behind the bar! They've been together years now. Bloody period pals, i'm tellin' ya!"
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The intentional advance planning undertaken by an engaged female to schedule her upcoming wedding ceremony to correspond with her monthly menstrual cycle, in an effort to indoctrinate the groom, as early as possible, as to who will be running the show, nookiewise.
"We went to Cancun right after our wedding, and I only got one hand job during our honeymoon - period."
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