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An ancient pre-courser to Pong. It is played on a Chinese tea light food heater, usually by smashed people. There is no winner, only losers.
Hey. Lets take some 2C-E and play Ching-Chong Ping-Pong.
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To play a vigorous game of monopoly.
"Hey, want to come to my place later and schloop schloop ping a pang bong?"
*gets slapped in the face*
"I guess she doesn't like monopoly."
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The action of someone putting their entire head in someone else’s ass.
Yah bro it was crazy, I have her the ping-pong sing-song
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Someone with 12ms ping who thinks they’re good because they’re playing against people with 200ms ping. Usually when they’re called out for it they get defensive and start coping.
Normal player: “ugh this guy has 5 ping he’s beating us”
XxEpicGamerxX: “HAHA GET GOOD!”
Normal player: “you’re such a ping player.”
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Bohemian Rules are a form of Ping Pong originating from the Islands of the Bohemia, Czech Republic. The game shares the standard rules associated with traditional Chinese Rules. The game is played with a focus on finesse, this includes highly skilled and highly acrobatic serves and returns. The two opponents play until 21. Once reaching 21 the losing opponent then calls for a win by two, with the losing player continuing to serve the players play until one of the two reaches a score of 22. Once 22 is reached by a player, the losing opponent then has the ability to call for a sudden death overtime which entails "next point wins." The winner of such point then is deemed the victor. (Additionally: An opponent cannot lose on a match point)
One rule that is less known, and often overlooked, is the backwards assist. when a ball bounces on a players side and the ball is propelled in the air, a spectator has the opportunity to assist. The spectator can aid the player by hitting the ball into the air allowing the player to hit the ball backwards (facing away from the table) onto the other side of the table. If the result of such hit causes the competitor who utilized the backwards assist to score on the opponent, they receive one standard point and then two more for such a highly skilled maneuver.
Are we playing chinese rules or bohemian?
Bohemian definitely.
"Bro, are you guys playing bohemian rules ping pong?? You guys must be legit!!"
"Doesn't sloth from the goonies play bohemian rules?"
Bohemian ping pong rules is a set of classified rules for the Gods while they play ping pong.
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Random ass video
Only use this when you have an asian friend
“Your mom just texted you”
“What did she say”
“A ching chong ling ping pong”
“Very funny kyle, WHAT THE HELL?”
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a phrase for truth it means something really true. It's a funny phrase because of the irony that ducks can't really play ping pong.
MAN1:wow i just saw i flying car!
MAN2:yeah right thats rubbish
MAN1:Honestly ducks can play ping pong!
MAN2:Really!! I believe you now
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