1. - Contest to see who has the best weed.
2. - Smoking a shit ton of good weed - (As in going to war with your smoking buddies on a big fat sack.)
"Don't get into no plant wars with B-Real!"
"Don't bring brick weed to plant wars, fool."
"After the plant wars I didn't know what decade it was."
"Uhhh...something something...plant wars....uhhhh....what?"
Boston's tomato plants is a cover name you use when trying to talk in secret about growing weed in your backyard.
person 1: I heard you were growing weed in your backyard.
person 2: you mean I'm growing Boston's tomato plants.
1. To maintain an office-relationship between adjacent plant-owners who water each other's plants in the absence of one or the other.
2. By extension, to keep each other company.
"I think they had a plant-relationship back in meat space."
"What do you mean?"
"They used to water each other's plants back when we were in the office."
"Oh, like kept each other company?"
"Yeah; but they literally watered each other's plants, too."
See the definition for "Dutch Rudder" and add one or more people to the equation. It's still totally not gay!
I went to this after party last night and met a few of really great guys who were talking about this thing called an "Amish Power Plant" and asked if I wanted to give it a go. I told them I wasn't into men and they told me, it's totally not gay! So I agreed and made some life long friends.
when a vegan masturbates
Is that noise your neighbor spanking the plants again?
Also known as a vagina, pussy, va-jay jay. It also grows next to the cactus in the desert.
She needs to do something with that twat plant.