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Piss Pole

An incontinent old bastard, who hangs around funeral homes, too poor to buy himself diapers, and reeks of urine. They usually drink the cheapest beer and eat cans of sardines and liverwurst.

I don't see old Piss Pole yet, but I sure can smell him a good block away. Hey Piss Pole you best not.

by Count Chuckula May 17, 2023


carpet pole

A hairy penis.

She loved the cock so she took a ride on my carpet pole.

by Durtball283 April 26, 2014


chapped pole

When walking around Poland, seeing a man with assless biker chaps and a leather police hat.

That chapped pole is going to destroy that hotel room.

by Lumbergfuckedher October 6, 2017


Pole Park

A place where minors go to their neighborhood park and practice their pole dancing for broadway.

Tanner went to the Pole Park and to practice his terrible pole dancing.

by arizonateabb October 6, 2021


pole cozy

another name for a stripper

"you still dating that pole cozy that dances at Scores?"
"Im not just some pole cozy -Im paying my way through medical school!"

by stendhalsyndrome April 20, 2009


Peanut Pole

A large pole witch is used for stacking and collecting Peanuts. People will use the peanuts for making Peanutbutter poles.

Dude I just got a full peanut pole...now can have peanutbutter toast for dayss.

by ThaBosS September 29, 2012


molly pole

Molly Pole

Molly Pole is when somebody smokes it out of a blunt wrap or cigarillo

by David .r . Peterson April 16, 2019

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