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While experiencing a quarter chub, a man will finagle his penis into a woman’s vagina via thumb and forefinger.
I couldn’t my cock rock hard, so I gave ‘er the ol’ quarter press.
The Scandinavian panini press is a action performed in sexual intercourse in which your partner shits on you dick then clenches their asshole for 20-30 minutes until the shit solidifies and creates a custom fit condom.
Roman: yo my dick was too small for any condoms so I got Rachel to make me a custom one using the Scandinavian Panini Press
The bench press is the most alpha exercise to do apart from pull ups, to do bench press lay your ass on a flat bench and grab a barbell and press it up and down this exercise builds your chest shoulders and triceps, some people don’t do this exercise because of left shoulder pain
Do you have left shoulder pain? Yes when I bench press
sarcastic remark, indicating apathy regarding an unnecessary/uninteresting comment. See “alert the media” for similar meaning.
*dead silence*
A: I’m going to go to the bathroom
B: ….I’ll alert the press.
sarcastic remark, indicating apathy regarding an unnecessary/uninteresting comment. See “alert the media” for similar meaning.
*dead silence*
A: I’m going to go to the bathroom
B: ….I’ll alert the press.
the act of lifting ones partner into the air so that they can fellate them, and as they fellate them, you "bench press" them in the air to move the genitals in and out of their mouth
Alexi preformed the bulgarian bench press on beacon
This means doing a particular thing over and over again untill the desired result is out.
John had to press that part to make jane his wife.
I'm gonna press that part till i'm a star