pumping gas

What University of South Carolina football players inevitably end up doing.

Ajiboye after being dismissed from the team wound up pumping gas. Something which Lane Kiffin prophetically predicted.

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legally pumped

To have big muscles or to be all "jacked up" but with all natural training, and without the aid of performance enhancing drugs and steroids.

Person 1: "Look at that dude! He's huge! He must be on steroids!"

Person 2: " No man, he's an all natural beast! He's legally pumped!"

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lil pump

lil pump probably fucked your bitch in some gucci flipflops. He dropped out of harvard to save the rap game with breath taking lyrics like "gucci gang gucci gang gucci gang gucci gang" and "I sold crack on paypal".

"Bro did you here lil pumps new song"
"Yeah , he's a genius"

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No Pump Chump

A horny bastard who cant hold his load and sploojes all over a girl before any contact is made

dude did you hear about casey bailey dude? ya i heard he came all over liz for no reason! ya hes for sure a no pump chump

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CFM pumps

"Come Fuck Me" high heel shoes, usually black stiletto pumps at least 4" tall, with pointy toes, often patent leather; putatively worn by a woman who wants to advertise her availability for sex.

"If you wear those CFM pumps in front of me, baby, you'd better mean business."

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Fist Pumps

When two straight men bend over the pong table and their other straight friend comes over and rams his fists up their assholes using a quick athletic motion.

Hey Rob I really don't feel like going out tonight looking for girls, lets just stay in the dorm, i'll drink my margarita mix, you can dip, and alejandro will give us fist pumps.

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Double Pumping

Using two hands, one after another, repeatedly during male (or for the more advanced user, female) masturbation.

oh it's also a thing in fortnite

Yo, i was double pumping Martha last night

fuck double pumpers, dude.

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